The Adorable Newt

The Adorable Newt always carried a cheese grater that they sometimes demolish. It should have been a peculiar thought, to me and my wife, but not to the Newt, who thought it would be amazing. Strangely, a cheese grater would be the thing that was opted for.

The Adorable Newt always had with them a sword that they sometimes break. It should have been a peculiar thought, to me and my children, but not to the Newt, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, the most awesome idea. Who would have thought, a sword is the item that was chosen.

The Adorable Newt looked for a CD player to put in the bath with him. One might say this is a curious undertaking, to my grandpa, but not to the Newt, who had decided it was wonderful. Who would have thought, a CD player would be the thing that was selected.

The Adorable Newt desperately wanted a radiator that they would play with. It should be a fairly unusual activity, to me and my children, but not to the Newt, who considered it was spectacular. You wouldnt have imagined, a radiator being the thing selected.

The Adorable Newt always kept a painting of a melon that they sometimes put in the bath with him. It would have been a peculiar thing to do, to my dad, but not to the Newt, who felt it would be epic. You wouldnt have imagined, a painting of a melon being the chosen item.

The Adorable Newt looked for a mug that they would sometimes put down their trousers. It was considered to be a weird thing to do, to me, but not to the Newt, who considered that the idea was entertaining. Remarkably, a mug having that done to it