The Bewildered Monster

The Bewildered Monster desperately craved for a piece of paper that they would sleep with. This seems a fairly original activity, to me and my parents, but not to the Monster, who feels it was stunning. Bizarrely, a piece of paper was the item that was selected.

The Bewildered Monster desperately wanted a rubber chicken that they would often throw. One might consider this to be a bizarre idea, to my grandma, but not to the Monster, who considered that this idea was entertaining. Strangely, a rubber chicken would be the item that was opted for.

The Bewildered Monster wanted a pint of beer that they would often demolish. It would have been a fairly odd thing to do, to everybody you know, but not to the Monster, who had decided that the idea was epic. Honestly, a pint of beer having that done to it

The Bewildered Monster always kept a bottle of coke that they sometimes sleep with. It might have been an original proposal, to me and my parents, but not to the Monster, who expected that the idea was simply life. You wouldnt have thought, a bottle of coke was the item that was opted for.

The Bewildered Monster desperately craved for a Harry Potter wand that they would sometimes break. It might have been a bizarre idea, to my children, but not to the Monster, who felt that this idea was miraculous. Bizarrely, a Harry Potter wand being the item opted for.

The Bewildered Monster desperately craved for a big sponge that they liked to watch for 10 minutes every morning. One might consider this to be an extraordinary suggestion, to many, but not to the Monster, who expected that this idea is wonderous. A big sponge would be the thing that was chosen.