A Scary Fisherman

A Scary Fisherman desperately searched for a rubber chicken that they would annihilate It should have been a peculiar action, to my mum, but not to the Fisherman, who had decided it would be magnificent. Remarkably, a rubber chicken was the item that was opted for.

A Scary Fisherman needed a chocolate bar that they would cuddle. One might say this is a fairly odd thought, to me and my husband, but not to the Fisherman, who felt it would be the most awesome idea. Who would have imagined, a chocolate bar was the item that was chosen.

A Scary Fisherman desperately wanted a teapot that they would break. It might be a fairly curious action, to me and my parents, but not to the Fisherman, who assumed that this idea was sublime. Bizarrely, a teapot having that done to it

A Scary Fisherman desperately looked for a little monkey that they liked to play with. It would be a fairly curious approach to life, to me, but not to the Fisherman, who assumed that the idea was the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have imagined, a little monkey would be the thing that was chosen.

A Scary Fisherman desperately looked for a bottle of beer that they would often play with. This is certainly an exciting action, to my neighbour, but not to the Fisherman, who felt that the idea was awesome. You wouldnt have thought, a bottle of beer being the thing selected.

A Scary Fisherman owned a sponge to sit and look at. It was considered to be a fairly original thought, to me and my children, but not to the Fisherman, who considered that the idea was epic. A sponge being the thing opted for.