The Curious Martian

The Curious Martian desperately looked for a big sponge that they would occasionally insert somewhere. It is considered to be a fairly new thing to do, to most, but not to the Martian, who felt that the idea was epic. Who would have thought, a big sponge being the chosen item.

The Curious Martian desperately searched for a pint of beer to worship. It is considered to be a funny approach to life, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Martian, who expected that the idea was awe-inspring. Remarkably, a pint of beer was the thing that was selected.

The Curious Martian desperately needed a bottle of coke to worship. It might be a fairly exciting activity, to my children, but not to the Martian, who thought that it was in fact, magnificent. Bizarrely, a bottle of coke would be the item that was selected.

The Curious Martian desperately looked for a pen to smash. It is a fairly astonishing approach to life, to some, but not to the Martian, who felt it would be simply life. Remarkably, a pen being the item opted for.

The Curious Martian desperately craved for a toilet brush that they would occasionally put on his head. It is considered to be a fairly extraordinary proposal, to me and my husband, but not to the Martian, who considered that the idea was awesome. Strangely, a toilet brush was the thing that was selected.

The Curious Martian looked for a set of lego that they sometimes sleep with. One might say this is a fairly funny suggestion, to my grandpa, but not to the Martian, who feels that this idea is simply life. Who would have thought, a set of lego would be the chosen thing.