Her Boring Alien

Her Boring Alien carried a pint of beer to embrace. It is an odd proposal, to me and my husband, but not to the Alien, who thought it was sublime. Bizarrely, a pint of beer was the thing that was opted for.

Her Boring Alien craved for a ball that they liked to worship. This could be considered a fairly new operation, to me and my husband, but not to the Alien, who considered it was magnificent. Remarkably, a ball is the thing that was chosen.

Her Boring Alien needed a bag of poop to eat. This might appear to be a bizarre thing to do, to my dad, but not to the Alien, who felt it would be wonderful. A bag of poop would be the item that was chosen.

Her Boring Alien looked for a stapler that they would sometimes sleep with. This could be considered a fairly bizarre operation, to me and my children, but not to the Alien, who thinks that the idea was entertaining. You wouldnt have thought, a stapler was the thing that was opted for.

Her Boring Alien desperately searched for a melon that they sometimes put on his head. It is a fairly funny thing to do, to many, but not to the Alien, who feels that it was in fact, out of this world. Who would have thought, a melon was the thing that was opted for.

Her Boring Alien desperately needed a rubber johnny that they would occasionally play with. It should be a fairly different action, to my children, but not to the Alien, who thought that this idea was stunning. Who would have thought, a rubber johnny was the item that was opted for.