The Bum Loving Woodpecker

The Bum Loving Woodpecker desperately desired a pint of cider that they sometimes throw. This might appear to be an original exercise, to my grandpa, but not to the Woodpecker, who felt that it was in fact, sublime. Remarkably, a pint of cider was the item that was selected.

The Bum Loving Woodpecker desperately looked for a set square that they liked to break. It would have been a different idea, to me and my children, but not to the Woodpecker, who considered that the idea was amazing. Strangely, a set square would be the thing that was selected.

The Bum Loving Woodpecker often carried a lava lamp that they would occasionally demolish. One might find this to be a somewhat surprising operation, to me and my children, but not to the Woodpecker, who thinks it was sublime. Strangely, a lava lamp would be the item that was opted for.

The Bum Loving Woodpecker desperately wanted a bottle of coke that they would occasionally try to nail to the wall. It should be a somewhat surprising action, to you, but not to the Woodpecker, who assumed it was wonderous. Remarkably, a bottle of coke being the thing selected.

The Bum Loving Woodpecker searched for a bag of flour that they sometimes worship. It might have been a funny undertaking, to my dad, but not to the Woodpecker, who felt that this idea is epic. You wouldnt have thought, a bag of flour being the chosen thing.

The Bum Loving Woodpecker looked for a stretchman that they would often try to balance on their head. This seems a fairly surprising exercise, to me and my wife, but not to the Woodpecker, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was the most awesome idea. A stretchman being the item opted for.