Tired Lunatic

Tired Lunatic always kept a bottle of beer that they would occasionally put down their trousers. It might be a surprising suggestion, to me and my parents, but not to the Lunatic, who thinks that this idea is awesome. Who would have thought, a bottle of beer having that done to it

Tired Lunatic desperately desired a teapot that they liked to eat. This could be considered a fairly astonishing idea, to you and me, but not to the Lunatic, who thought it was awe-inspring. You wouldnt have thought, a teapot being the chosen item.

Tired Lunatic desperately looked for a little monkey to worship. It was considered to be a bizarre thing to do, to you and me, but not to the Lunatic, who considered that the idea was fun. A little monkey would be the item that was selected.

Tired Lunatic found a bag of poop that they sometimes play with. This is certainly an unusual thought, to my mum, but not to the Lunatic, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is exciting. Who would have thought, a bag of poop would be the thing that was chosen.

Tired Lunatic owned a ball that they would occasionally demolish. It was a fairly bizarre idea, to most, but not to the Lunatic, who thought that this idea was epic. Who would have thought, a ball being the item selected.

Tired Lunatic desired a bottle of wine to insert somewhere. It should have been a fairly astonishing proposal, to my children, but not to the Lunatic, who thought that this idea is miraculous. You wouldnt have thought, a bottle of wine is the item to opt for.