My Fat Viper

My Fat Viper needed a pencil sharpener that they would sometimes demolish. This seems to be an exciting proposal, to my grandpa, but not to the Viper, who expected that it was in fact, wonderful. Bizarrely, a pencil sharpener was the chosen item.

My Fat Viper often carried a crown that they would often break. It would have been a fairly weird operation, to some, but not to the Viper, who feels that this idea is fun. Who would have imagined, a crown having that done to it

My Fat Viper searched for a pint of cider that they would sometimes try to nail to the wall. It is considered to be an odd activity, to me, but not to the Viper, who felt that this idea is simply life. A pint of cider was the chosen thing.

My Fat Viper always kept a can of Tango that they sometimes throw. It is considered to be a surprising undertaking, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Viper, who felt it would be amazing. Who would have imagined, a can of Tango would be the item that was opted for.

My Fat Viper always had with them a bat that they would sometimes cuddle. This could be considered a fairly surprising idea, to me and my husband, but not to the Viper, who had decided that this idea was exciting. Who would have imagined, a bat would be the thing that was selected.

My Fat Viper often carried a bat that they liked to sleep with. This could be considered a fairly exciting action, to everybody you know, but not to the Viper, who felt that the idea was entertaining. You wouldnt have imagined, a bat was the chosen thing.