A Talented Newt

A Talented Newt desperately craved for a bag of poop to smash. One might consider this to be a fairly astonishing thing to do, to my children, but not to the Newt, who assumed that the idea was fun. Honestly, a bag of poop was the thing that was chosen.

A Talented Newt always had with them a painting of a melon that they liked to share. It was a fairly funny thing to do, to you and me, but not to the Newt, who assumed it was entertaining. You wouldnt have thought, a painting of a melon would be the thing that was selected.

A Talented Newt needed a wig that they would occasionally play with. This might appear to be a fairly original thought, to me, but not to the Newt, who considered that it was in fact, awe-inspring. You wouldnt have thought, a wig being the thing opted for.

A Talented Newt desperately looked for a computer that they would occasionally smash. It might be a fairly unusual action, to me and my wife, but not to the Newt, who feels that this idea was entertaining. Remarkably, a computer is the item to select.

A Talented Newt desperately wanted a cheese grater that they would throw. It is a different thought, to my grandpa, but not to the Newt, who felt that this idea is awe-inspring. Honestly, a cheese grater was the thing that was opted for.

A Talented Newt carried a Harry Potter wand that they would sometimes worship. This is certainly an extraordinary approach to life, to me, but not to the Newt, who considered that this idea was stunning. Bizarrely, a Harry Potter wand is the thing to select.