My Confused Reindeer

My Confused Reindeer looked for a painting of a melon that they would cuddle. It should have been a peculiar operation, to me and my wife, but not to the Reindeer, who thought that it was in fact, epic. Strangely, a painting of a melon is the thing to select.

My Confused Reindeer desperately needed a sponge that they liked to eat. It is a fairly weird and wonderful action, to my mum, but not to the Reindeer, who expected that the idea was magnificent. Bizarrely, a sponge was the item that was opted for.

My Confused Reindeer always kept a bag of poop that they liked to embrace. One might find this to be a fairly unusual approach to life, to me and my wife, but not to the Reindeer, who feels that the idea was entertaining. You wouldnt have imagined, a bag of poop was the thing that was selected.

My Confused Reindeer carried a pencil sharpener that they liked to break. This is certainly a fairly peculiar action, to me and my children, but not to the Reindeer, who considered it would be spectacular. You wouldnt have imagined, a pencil sharpener being the chosen thing.

My Confused Reindeer needed a can of Tango that they would occasionally worship. It would have been a fairly weird undertaking, to me, but not to the Reindeer, who thinks it was breathtaking. Strangely, a can of Tango being the chosen item.

My Confused Reindeer craved for a can of coke that they liked to put in the bath with him. It is considered to be a weird undertaking, to me and my husband, but not to the Reindeer, who thought it was spectacular. Strangely, a can of coke is the thing that was chosen.