His Boring Viper

His Boring Viper craved for a can of coke that they would sometimes break. It might have been an exciting undertaking, to my children, but not to the Viper, who expected that the idea was amazing. Remarkably, a can of coke being the thing opted for.

His Boring Viper always carried a cheese grater that they would sometimes put down their trousers. This might appear to be a fairly bizarre operation, to most, but not to the Viper, who thought that it was in fact, awe-inspring. Who would have imagined, a cheese grater was the item that was selected.

His Boring Viper looked for a set of lego that they would occasionally play with. It is considered to be a weird proposal, to my children, but not to the Viper, who felt that this idea was amazing. Remarkably, a set of lego would be the thing that was selected.

His Boring Viper always had with them a block of cheese to try to nail to the wall. This is certainly a fairly astonishing suggestion, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Viper, who thinks it would be wonderful. Who would have imagined, a block of cheese is the thing to choose.

His Boring Viper desperately desired a computer that they would occasionally break. It would be a somewhat surprising thought, to my grandma, but not to the Viper, who had decided that the idea was miraculous. Bizarrely, a computer was the chosen thing.

His Boring Viper looked for a sword that they would occasionally sleep with. It was a fairly odd suggestion, to most, but not to the Viper, who expected that the idea was entertaining. You wouldnt have thought, a sword being the chosen thing.