My Stupid Knight

My Stupid Knight always kept a sponge that they would insert somewhere. It should have been an astonishing suggestion, to most, but not to the Knight, who considered it was amazing. Remarkably, a sponge was the chosen thing.

My Stupid Knight desperately wanted a helmet that they would occasionally worship. It would have been an unusual proposal, to most, but not to the Knight, who expected that the idea was simply life. Bizarrely, a helmet would be the item that was selected.

My Stupid Knight often carried a can of Dr Pepper that they liked to smash. One might consider this to be an original exercise, to you, but not to the Knight, who feels it would be the most awesome idea. Who would have thought, a can of Dr Pepper would be the item that was selected.

My Stupid Knight wanted a bottle of beer to experiment on. It should have been a fairly odd action, to everybody you know, but not to the Knight, who thinks that this idea is miraculous. Who would have imagined, a bottle of beer is the item that was chosen.

My Stupid Knight craved for a piece of paper that they would often sleep with. It would be a different undertaking, to me and my parents, but not to the Knight, who had come to the conclusion it was awesome. Strangely, a piece of paper would be the thing that was opted for.

My Stupid Knight craved for a little monkey that they would hug. It was considered to be an original idea, to me, but not to the Knight, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was epic. Remarkably, a little monkey would be the thing that was chosen.