Her Confused Monkey

Her Confused Monkey had a radiator that they would try to nail to the wall. It is considered to be an astonishing idea, to my grandma, but not to the Monkey, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, spectacular. Who would have thought, a radiator would be the item that was selected.

Her Confused Monkey desperately needed a can of Dr Pepper that they sometimes annihilate It would be a somewhat surprising suggestion, to my mum, but not to the Monkey, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was out of this world. Bizarrely, a can of Dr Pepper was the item that was chosen.

Her Confused Monkey desperately desired a melon that they would sometimes insert somewhere. It would have been a fairly astonishing thing to do, to my neighbour, but not to the Monkey, who feels it was wonderous. A melon was the thing that was selected.

Her Confused Monkey desperately needed a big sponge that they would try to nail to the wall. It was an astonishing operation, to me and my husband, but not to the Monkey, who thought that this idea is spectacular. Who would have thought, a big sponge was the item that was selected.

Her Confused Monkey desperately needed a rubber johnny that they would try to balance on their head. This seems to be a fairly weird approach to life, to you and me, but not to the Monkey, who thought that the idea was epic. Who would have imagined, a rubber johnny was the thing that was chosen.

Her Confused Monkey desperately looked for a bat that they would occasionally try to nail to the wall. This is certainly a fairly bizarre idea, to me, but not to the Monkey, who thought that the idea was spectacular. Who would have thought, a bat is the thing to choose.