Stupid Ogre

Stupid Ogre had a ball that they sometimes sleep with. It is a fairly peculiar thing to do, to me and my parents, but not to the Ogre, who assumed that the idea was miraculous. Remarkably, a ball being the thing opted for.

Stupid Ogre desired a magic 8 ball that they sometimes sleep with. It was a fairly new exercise, to me and my children, but not to the Ogre, who feels it was amazing. A magic 8 ball being the item opted for.

Stupid Ogre desperately searched for a hat that they sometimes play with. It would be a fairly original suggestion, to you and me, but not to the Ogre, who thought that the idea was breathtaking. Who would have thought, a hat is the item to select.

Stupid Ogre often carried a pint of cider that they would occasionally sit and look at. One might say this is a fairly bizarre operation, to you, but not to the Ogre, who considered that the idea was awesome. A pint of cider would be the item chosen.

Stupid Ogre always carried a block of cheese that they would occasionally drop. This might appear to be a curious idea, to my children, but not to the Ogre, who assumed that the idea was spectacular. You wouldnt have imagined, a block of cheese was the thing that was opted for.

Stupid Ogre always had with them a radiator that they liked to put in the bath with him. This seems to be a fairly unusual undertaking, to my dad, but not to the Ogre, who feels that the idea was sublime. You wouldnt have imagined, a radiator would be the item that was selected.