Stupid Fisherman

Stupid Fisherman needed a piece of paper that they would sometimes worship. It might have been a fairly curious thing to do, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Fisherman, who had decided it was simply life. You wouldnt have thought, a piece of paper was the item that was chosen.

Stupid Fisherman desperately searched for a stretchman that they sometimes drop. It might be a new approach to life, to me and my parents, but not to the Fisherman, who thinks that the idea was out of this world. You wouldnt have thought, a stretchman being the thing opted for.

Stupid Fisherman always carried a can of Dr Pepper that they would occasionally worship. It might have been a fairly extraordinary suggestion, to my mum, but not to the Fisherman, who feels that this idea was sublime. Honestly, a can of Dr Pepper was the thing that was chosen.

Stupid Fisherman craved for a sword that they would worship. This seems to be a fairly funny idea, to me and my husband, but not to the Fisherman, who felt that this idea was miraculous. Honestly, a sword was the thing that was selected.

Stupid Fisherman owned a wig that they sometimes eat. It is considered to be a fairly weird and wonderful thought, to everybody you know, but not to the Fisherman, who feels it was entertaining. A wig would be the item chosen.

Stupid Fisherman desperately searched for a pint of cider that they would often play with. It would be a fairly astonishing approach to life, to everybody you know, but not to the Fisherman, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was simply life. Remarkably, a pint of cider being the thing opted for.