Her Boring Martian

Her Boring Martian desperately searched for a rubber johnny that they would often rub on his belly. This is certainly a fairly unusual proposal, to my neighbour, but not to the Martian, who expected that the idea was entertaining. You wouldnt have imagined, a rubber johnny being the chosen item.

Her Boring Martian needed a computer that they would often watch for 10 minutes every morning. This seems a fairly funny approach to life, to my grandma, but not to the Martian, who considered that it was in fact, wonderous. Remarkably, a computer was the item that was opted for.

Her Boring Martian found a bottle of beer that they would break. One might say this is a curious thought, to me and my husband, but not to the Martian, who felt that this idea is awe-inspring. Who would have imagined, a bottle of beer was the chosen thing.

Her Boring Martian desired a can of coke that they would share. One might say this is a fairly curious operation, to most, but not to the Martian, who felt that the idea was spectacular. Bizarrely, a can of coke being the thing selected.

Her Boring Martian desired a pen that they would occasionally eat. It is a surprising proposal, to my grandma, but not to the Martian, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was epic. Who would have imagined, a pen being the chosen item.

Her Boring Martian owned a CD player that they would smash. One might say this is a weird and wonderful thought, to you, but not to the Martian, who assumed it would be spectacular. You wouldnt have imagined, a CD player would be the thing that was opted for.