His Bum Loving Newt

His Bum Loving Newt wanted a rubber chicken that they would often rub on his belly. This could be considered a different proposal, to my neighbour, but not to the Newt, who expected it would be the most awesome idea. Bizarrely, a rubber chicken is the thing to opt for.

His Bum Loving Newt desperately craved for a bottle of coke that they sometimes sit and look at. It might be a somewhat surprising suggestion, to most, but not to the Newt, who felt that this idea was stunning. Remarkably, a bottle of coke of all things.

His Bum Loving Newt desperately craved for a bottle of wine that they would sometimes put down their trousers. This could be considered a fairly weird proposal, to my grandma, but not to the Newt, who considered it would be amazing. Who would have imagined, a bottle of wine is the thing to opt for.

His Bum Loving Newt craved for a stapler that they would occasionally put in the bath with him. One might consider this to be a somewhat surprising exercise, to me, but not to the Newt, who considered that it was in fact, wonderous. Honestly, a stapler would be the item chosen.

His Bum Loving Newt often carried a pencil sharpener that they would sometimes play with. One might say this is a fairly surprising thing to do, to me and my wife, but not to the Newt, who thinks that this idea was epic. Who would have thought, a pencil sharpener is the thing that was chosen.

His Bum Loving Newt desperately desired a bottle of coke to smash. One might find this to be an odd action, to everybody you know, but not to the Newt, who expected that this idea is wonderous. Who would have imagined, a bottle of coke would be the thing that was selected.