A Beautiful Woodpecker

A Beautiful Woodpecker looked for a ball that they would sometimes share. It was considered to be a funny exercise, to you, but not to the Woodpecker, who thought that this idea was sublime. Who would have thought, a ball being the chosen item.

A Beautiful Woodpecker always had with them a sponge that they would sometimes hug. It should be a strange undertaking, to me and my parents, but not to the Woodpecker, who assumed that the idea was awesome. Bizarrely, a sponge is the thing that was chosen.

A Beautiful Woodpecker desperately wanted a Harry Potter wand that they would sometimes play with. It should be a weird and wonderful activity, to me, but not to the Woodpecker, who thinks that the idea was wonderous. You wouldnt have thought, a Harry Potter wand would be the thing that was selected.

A Beautiful Woodpecker desperately searched for a computer that they liked to throw. One might consider this to be an original thought, to me and my wife, but not to the Woodpecker, who assumed that this idea was amazing. Who would have thought, a computer would be the thing that was chosen.

A Beautiful Woodpecker needed a toilet brush that they would occasionally share. It was considered to be a fairly peculiar suggestion, to my grandma, but not to the Woodpecker, who expected that the idea was fun. Who would have thought, a toilet brush is the thing that was chosen.

A Beautiful Woodpecker always kept a set square that they would often experiment on. It was considered to be a weird suggestion, to my children, but not to the Woodpecker, who assumed that it was in fact, out of this world. You wouldnt have imagined, a set square being the chosen thing.