His Purple Alien

His Purple Alien craved for a sponge that they liked to play with. This might appear to be a fairly exciting idea, to my mum, but not to the Alien, who feels that this idea was awesome. Who would have thought, a sponge was the item that was chosen.

His Purple Alien searched for a rubber johnny that they sometimes demolish. It was considered to be an odd suggestion, to my children, but not to the Alien, who assumed that this idea is epic. A rubber johnny would be the thing that was opted for.

His Purple Alien desperately wanted a block of cheese to sleep with. It should have been a curious thing to do, to my neighbour, but not to the Alien, who considered that the idea was wonderful. You wouldnt have imagined, a block of cheese is the thing that was chosen.

His Purple Alien desperately needed a sword that they liked to rub on his belly. One might say this is a fairly weird operation, to you and me, but not to the Alien, who thinks that it was in fact, spectacular. You wouldnt have imagined, a sword is the item to choose.

His Purple Alien always kept a can of Tango that they would play with. It was a fairly extraordinary undertaking, to some, but not to the Alien, who expected that this idea is awe-inspring. Bizarrely, a can of Tango being the item opted for.

His Purple Alien carried a helmet that they sometimes embrace. It was considered to be an original operation, to my mum, but not to the Alien, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, the most awesome idea. Remarkably, a helmet was the item that was opted for.