Their Confused Dog

Their Confused Dog had a mug to try to nail to the wall. It was considered to be an odd suggestion, to many, but not to the Dog, who had decided that it was in fact, sublime. You wouldnt have imagined, a mug was the chosen thing.

Their Confused Dog desired a custard pie that they would sometimes sleep with. It would be a fairly exciting undertaking, to me and my wife, but not to the Dog, who had come to the conclusion it would be amazing. Bizarrely, a custard pie would be the item that was chosen.

Their Confused Dog found a bat to try to nail to the wall. It should have been a new suggestion, to my grandpa, but not to the Dog, who felt that this idea was sublime. Who would have imagined, a bat was the chosen thing.

Their Confused Dog needed a can of Dr Pepper that they would often sleep with. This might appear to be a fairly funny thing to do, to me and my parents, but not to the Dog, who feels that the idea was breathtaking. You wouldnt have imagined, a can of Dr Pepper is the thing to choose.

Their Confused Dog searched for a chocolate bar that they would cuddle. This is certainly a fairly curious action, to me, but not to the Dog, who thinks it was entertaining. You wouldnt have imagined, a chocolate bar being the chosen item.

Their Confused Dog desperately looked for a rubber johnny that they would drop. This is certainly an extraordinary proposal, to me, but not to the Dog, who feels that the idea was awe-inspring. Who would have thought, a rubber johnny would be the thing that was selected.