Lonely Viper

Lonely Viper looked for a bottle of wine that they liked to experiment on. One might find this to be a fairly weird and wonderful suggestion, to most, but not to the Viper, who thinks that the idea was wonderful. Bizarrely, a bottle of wine is the item to select.

Lonely Viper looked for a helmet to demolish. One might find this to be an original approach to life, to me and my children, but not to the Viper, who thought that this idea was simply life. Bizarrely, a helmet is the item to select.

Lonely Viper desperately looked for a can of coke that they sometimes smash. It should be a somewhat surprising operation, to you, but not to the Viper, who expected it would be miraculous. Strangely, a can of coke would be the item that was selected.

Lonely Viper wanted a rubber johnny that they would sometimes worship. This seems a fairly funny approach to life, to my dad, but not to the Viper, who assumed that this idea is epic. A rubber johnny is the item to opt for.

Lonely Viper desperately looked for a pint of cider that they would occasionally throw. One might consider this to be a fairly strange operation, to my grandma, but not to the Viper, who considered that the idea was miraculous. Remarkably, a pint of cider is the thing that was chosen.

Lonely Viper desired a stapler that they would throw. It might be a weird action, to you, but not to the Viper, who assumed that this idea is wonderous. A stapler is the thing to opt for.