His Boring Monkey

His Boring Monkey often carried a crown that they would smash. This could be considered a new approach to life, to some, but not to the Monkey, who assumed it would be magnificent. Honestly, a crown is the thing to opt for.

His Boring Monkey wanted a can of Dr Pepper that they sometimes sit and look at. This seems to be a different suggestion, to me and my husband, but not to the Monkey, who assumed that it was in fact, epic. Bizarrely, a can of Dr Pepper was the thing that was selected.

His Boring Monkey carried a teapot that they would often put on his head. It is considered to be a fairly original operation, to my neighbour, but not to the Monkey, who had decided that this idea was miraculous. Bizarrely, a teapot is the thing to choose.

His Boring Monkey always had with them a set of lego that they would often break. One might consider this to be a curious proposal, to you, but not to the Monkey, who felt that it was in fact, out of this world. You wouldnt have thought, a set of lego having that done to it

His Boring Monkey desperately searched for a pen that they would occasionally smash. This could be considered a fairly surprising approach to life, to my grandpa, but not to the Monkey, who thinks that this idea is wonderful. Honestly, a pen being the thing opted for.

His Boring Monkey owned a rubber johnny that they sometimes throw. One might consider this to be a fairly unusual thing to do, to everybody you know, but not to the Monkey, who thought that this idea was miraculous. You wouldnt have thought, a rubber johnny would be the item that was chosen.