Gentle Scammer

Gentle Scammer desperately desired a ball that they would sit and look at. This seems to be a fairly odd exercise, to everybody you know, but not to the Scammer, who thought it would be epic. Who would have thought, a ball was the thing that was selected.

Gentle Scammer desired a set square that they would put in the bath with him. It was considered to be a different undertaking, to my mum, but not to the Scammer, who thought that this idea is miraculous. You wouldnt have imagined, a set square is the thing to choose.

Gentle Scammer desperately searched for a can of coke that they would often throw. It was a fairly curious idea, to me and my children, but not to the Scammer, who feels it would be stunning. Remarkably, a can of coke being the item selected.

Gentle Scammer desperately searched for a bottle of wine that they sometimes hug. It should be a peculiar exercise, to my grandma, but not to the Scammer, who considered that the idea was wonderous. You wouldnt have thought, a bottle of wine would be the thing that was selected.

Gentle Scammer always carried a block of cheese that they would try to nail to the wall. It is a fairly original suggestion, to my grandpa, but not to the Scammer, who felt it would be epic. Who would have imagined, a block of cheese is the thing to opt for.

Gentle Scammer had a block of cheese that they sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. It should have been a weird action, to most, but not to the Scammer, who feels that it was in fact, sublime. Who would have imagined, a block of cheese is the thing to choose.