Stupid Robin

Stupid Robin looked for a sack of potatoes to hug. It is a new operation, to everybody you know, but not to the Robin, who expected that the idea was the most awesome idea. Remarkably, a sack of potatoes would be the chosen thing.

Stupid Robin searched for a tomato that they would eat. This is certainly a fairly odd suggestion, to me and my children, but not to the Robin, who felt it was magnificent. Honestly, a tomato being the item opted for.

Stupid Robin desperately looked for a bat to annihilate This is certainly an original idea, to my children, but not to the Robin, who had come to the conclusion it was fun. Honestly, a bat is the item to choose.

Stupid Robin always kept a bottle of beer that they would often share. This seems a weird suggestion, to me and my parents, but not to the Robin, who thought that this idea was breathtaking. You wouldnt have imagined, a bottle of beer would be the thing that was selected.

Stupid Robin owned a rubber johnny that they would try to balance on their head. One might say this is a fairly weird undertaking, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Robin, who thinks that this idea was entertaining. Who would have imagined, a rubber johnny would be the thing that was opted for.

Stupid Robin always had with them a cup that they liked to put on his head. One might find this to be a fairly curious proposal, to some, but not to the Robin, who had decided that it was in fact, breathtaking. Remarkably, a cup is the thing to select.