Her Depressed Elf

Her Depressed Elf always kept a sack of potatoes that they sometimes put in the bath with him. It should have been a new suggestion, to most, but not to the Elf, who had decided that the idea was fun. Who would have thought, a sack of potatoes is the item to choose.

Her Depressed Elf often carried a rubber chicken that they would sit and look at. This might appear to be a fairly original activity, to my grandma, but not to the Elf, who thinks that it was in fact, awesome. You wouldnt have thought, a rubber chicken was the thing that was chosen.

Her Depressed Elf desperately needed a painting of a melon that they would occasionally rub on his belly. It would have been a fairly funny action, to me and my wife, but not to the Elf, who thought it was magnificent. Who would have imagined, a painting of a melon was the thing that was chosen.

Her Depressed Elf found a lava lamp that they sometimes experiment on. This is certainly an astonishing action, to me, but not to the Elf, who feels that the idea was exciting. You wouldnt have imagined, a lava lamp was the item that was chosen.

Her Depressed Elf desired a sword that they would sometimes drop. One might say this is a fairly funny suggestion, to me and my wife, but not to the Elf, who assumed it was epic. Who would have thought, a sword is the item to opt for.

Her Depressed Elf desperately wanted a radiator that they would often embrace. This seems to be a fairly curious thing to do, to my dad, but not to the Elf, who felt it would be simply life. You wouldnt have imagined, a radiator being the chosen thing.