Their Special Scammer

Their Special Scammer always had with them a bottle of beer that they liked to smash. One might say this is an extraordinary idea, to my grandma, but not to the Scammer, who felt that this idea was breathtaking. You wouldnt have thought, a bottle of beer would be the thing that was chosen.

Their Special Scammer searched for a sword to throw. It is an odd exercise, to my neighbour, but not to the Scammer, who felt that this idea is stunning. A sword was the chosen item.

Their Special Scammer often carried a bag of poop that they sometimes embrace. It should have been a weird suggestion, to most, but not to the Scammer, who thinks that the idea was wonderous. Strangely, a bag of poop was the thing that was opted for.

Their Special Scammer always had with them a sack of potatoes that they would sometimes experiment on. One might say this is a fairly original thing to do, to me and my husband, but not to the Scammer, who feels that it was in fact, awesome. Honestly, a sack of potatoes would be the item that was opted for.

Their Special Scammer desperately looked for a lava lamp that they would often worship. This might appear to be a fairly weird suggestion, to my grandma, but not to the Scammer, who thinks that this idea was wonderous. Strangely, a lava lamp would be the item that was selected.

Their Special Scammer desperately looked for a spade that they would often cuddle. One might find this to be an original idea, to my mum, but not to the Scammer, who felt that the idea was breathtaking. Who would have thought, a spade was the item that was opted for.