Tired Lunatic

Tired Lunatic had a hat to try to balance on their head. It was a surprising proposal, to some, but not to the Lunatic, who thought that the idea was sublime. Remarkably, a hat would be the item that was chosen.

Tired Lunatic desperately needed a stapler that they would often play with. It might be a curious undertaking, to my dad, but not to the Lunatic, who expected that the idea was epic. A stapler was the item that was chosen.

Tired Lunatic looked for a chocolate bar that they liked to smash. One might say this is a fairly exciting thing to do, to me and my children, but not to the Lunatic, who expected it would be simply life. A chocolate bar is the thing to select.

Tired Lunatic often carried a teapot to put in the bath with him. One might say this is an unusual undertaking, to me and my children, but not to the Lunatic, who expected that the idea was out of this world. Who would have thought, a teapot was the chosen thing.

Tired Lunatic desperately looked for a stretchman that they would throw. This is certainly an odd approach to life, to me and my parents, but not to the Lunatic, who feels that it was in fact, awesome. You wouldnt have imagined, a stretchman is the thing to choose.

Tired Lunatic always had with them a cup that they sometimes put on his head. It might have been a fairly astonishing operation, to me and my husband, but not to the Lunatic, who assumed that this idea was exciting. Strangely, a cup would be the thing that was selected.