The Exciting Orangutan

The Exciting Orangutan often carried a bottle of beer that they would occasionally cuddle. This is certainly a fairly curious exercise, to my children, but not to the Orangutan, who feels that the idea was magnificent. Who would have imagined, a bottle of beer is the item to select.

The Exciting Orangutan looked for a can of coke that they sometimes try to nail to the wall. It is considered to be a fairly strange thought, to me and my parents, but not to the Orangutan, who felt that the idea was out of this world. You wouldnt have thought, a can of coke would be the thing that was opted for.

The Exciting Orangutan had a toilet brush that they would often insert somewhere. It is considered to be a fairly new action, to you and me, but not to the Orangutan, who thought that the idea was entertaining. Bizarrely, a toilet brush was the thing that was selected.

The Exciting Orangutan always carried a stretchman that they would experiment on. It was considered to be a strange approach to life, to me and my wife, but not to the Orangutan, who feels it would be spectacular. A stretchman would be the thing that was chosen.

The Exciting Orangutan always carried a can of Dr Pepper that they liked to put on his head. It is a new exercise, to you and me, but not to the Orangutan, who considered that the idea was breathtaking. A can of Dr Pepper is the thing to choose.

The Exciting Orangutan always carried a pint of cider that they would occasionally put in the bath with him. This seems an original approach to life, to my dad, but not to the Orangutan, who had decided it was breathtaking. A pint of cider was the item that was chosen.