His Nervous Giraffe

His Nervous Giraffe needed a CD player to put down their trousers. It was a new suggestion, to me and my wife, but not to the Giraffe, who felt that the idea was amazing. Who would have imagined, a CD player is the thing that was chosen.

His Nervous Giraffe desperately wanted a pint of beer that they would sit and look at. One might consider this to be a weird approach to life, to me and my parents, but not to the Giraffe, who had decided that the idea was the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have thought, a pint of beer is the thing to select.

His Nervous Giraffe always kept a mug that they would occasionally play with. It would have been a funny thought, to my children, but not to the Giraffe, who had decided that it was in fact, sublime. You wouldnt have imagined, a mug was the thing that was chosen.

His Nervous Giraffe always carried a spade that they sometimes sleep with. It was considered to be an exciting proposal, to most, but not to the Giraffe, who thought it was stunning. Bizarrely, a spade was the item that was selected.

His Nervous Giraffe owned a cup that they liked to throw. It is considered to be a weird and wonderful exercise, to my children, but not to the Giraffe, who considered it would be amazing. A cup would be the thing that was chosen.

His Nervous Giraffe carried a hat to hug. It would have been a weird and wonderful approach to life, to some, but not to the Giraffe, who feels that this idea is simply life. Bizarrely, a hat is the item to choose.