My Ugly Servant

My Ugly Servant always kept a sponge that they sometimes annihilate One might find this to be an astonishing thought, to my children, but not to the Servant, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was sublime. A sponge would be the chosen thing.

My Ugly Servant desperately desired a can of coke that they would often break. One might say this is a fairly new suggestion, to me and my parents, but not to the Servant, who had come to the conclusion it would be stunning. Who would have thought, a can of coke would be the chosen thing.

My Ugly Servant had a ball to experiment on. It would have been a fairly astonishing operation, to everybody you know, but not to the Servant, who expected that the idea was the most awesome idea. Strangely, a ball would be the item that was opted for.

My Ugly Servant craved for a teapot that they would sometimes worship. One might consider this to be a fairly weird and wonderful operation, to me and my parents, but not to the Servant, who thought that the idea was spectacular. Honestly, a teapot having that done to it

My Ugly Servant wanted a cheese grater that they would often sit and look at. This could be considered a funny suggestion, to many, but not to the Servant, who felt that this idea is entertaining. Bizarrely, a cheese grater was the chosen item.

My Ugly Servant owned a spade that they would sometimes worship. It might have been a fairly strange proposal, to my neighbour, but not to the Servant, who felt that it was in fact, exciting. Remarkably, a spade is the thing that was chosen.