His Angry Woodpecker

His Angry Woodpecker carried a bottle of coke that they would sometimes cuddle. It might have been a fairly weird exercise, to you, but not to the Woodpecker, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, entertaining. Strangely, a bottle of coke is the thing to select.

His Angry Woodpecker desperately wanted a crown that they would sometimes sleep with. It is a fairly curious proposal, to me and my parents, but not to the Woodpecker, who assumed that it was in fact, entertaining. Strangely, a crown was the item that was chosen.

His Angry Woodpecker craved for a block of cheese that they sometimes demolish. It is considered to be a new proposal, to my children, but not to the Woodpecker, who had decided that this idea is spectacular. A block of cheese being the chosen item.

His Angry Woodpecker looked for a pencil sharpener that they sometimes put on his head. It should have been a fairly odd exercise, to you and me, but not to the Woodpecker, who had decided that this idea was the most awesome idea. Who would have imagined, a pencil sharpener would be the thing that was selected.

His Angry Woodpecker desperately craved for a toilet brush that they sometimes share. One might say this is a fairly odd approach to life, to me and my parents, but not to the Woodpecker, who considered that the idea was stunning. Honestly, a toilet brush is the item that was chosen.

His Angry Woodpecker often carried a can of Dr Pepper that they liked to cuddle. It should be a fairly extraordinary thing to do, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Woodpecker, who considered it would be wonderous. You wouldnt have imagined, a can of Dr Pepper was the item that was chosen.