His Red Martian

His Red Martian craved for a can of Tango to sleep with. It would have been a fairly weird exercise, to many, but not to the Martian, who expected that this idea was the most awesome idea. Who would have imagined, a can of Tango would be the item that was selected.

His Red Martian always carried a helmet that they liked to rub on his belly. One might find this to be an original suggestion, to my children, but not to the Martian, who had decided that the idea was the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have imagined, a helmet would be the item chosen.

His Red Martian found a radiator that they would often embrace. It is considered to be a different suggestion, to me and my wife, but not to the Martian, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is epic. Who would have thought, a radiator would be the item that was opted for.

His Red Martian desperately wanted a stretchman that they would occasionally try to balance on their head. It might be a fairly weird proposal, to me and my husband, but not to the Martian, who considered that this idea was out of this world. A stretchman being the item selected.

His Red Martian desperately wanted a wig that they would worship. One might say this is an original thought, to you, but not to the Martian, who assumed that this idea was entertaining. You wouldnt have thought, a wig was the thing that was selected.

His Red Martian always kept a CD player that they would sometimes embrace. One might find this to be an astonishing exercise, to me and my husband, but not to the Martian, who assumed that this idea was entertaining. Bizarrely, a CD player was the thing that was chosen.