The Foolish Baby

The Foolish Baby desperately wanted a set of lego that they sometimes eat. This might appear to be a fairly surprising proposal, to me and my wife, but not to the Baby, who had decided that this idea was breathtaking. Who would have thought, a set of lego would be the item that was opted for.

The Foolish Baby desperately needed a spade that they liked to put on his head. This seems to be an unusual proposal, to me and my parents, but not to the Baby, who thinks it would be breathtaking. You wouldnt have imagined, a spade would be the item that was selected.

The Foolish Baby carried a block of cheese that they would worship. This might appear to be a fairly odd exercise, to me and my wife, but not to the Baby, who felt that this idea is wonderous. Who would have thought, a block of cheese is the item to opt for.

The Foolish Baby carried a bottle of wine that they liked to rub on his belly. It is considered to be an astonishing thought, to some, but not to the Baby, who had decided that the idea was spectacular. A bottle of wine is the thing that was chosen.

The Foolish Baby always kept a painting of a melon to experiment on. It would have been a fairly exciting suggestion, to most, but not to the Baby, who had decided it was entertaining. Remarkably, a painting of a melon would be the item that was opted for.

The Foolish Baby desperately needed a custard pie to share. It would have been a different thing to do, to my children, but not to the Baby, who considered that it was in fact, wonderous. Who would have thought, a custard pie was the thing that was selected.