His Stupid Fish

His Stupid Fish found a little monkey that they would often watch for 10 minutes every morning. This is certainly a fairly astonishing idea, to most, but not to the Fish, who had decided it would be simply life. Who would have imagined, a little monkey was the chosen item.

His Stupid Fish wanted a pencil sharpener that they liked to embrace. One might say this is a weird and wonderful operation, to some, but not to the Fish, who considered it would be entertaining. You wouldnt have imagined, a pencil sharpener being the item opted for.

His Stupid Fish desired a pint of cider that they would sometimes put down their trousers. It was a weird exercise, to my children, but not to the Fish, who assumed that it was in fact, exciting. Bizarrely, a pint of cider being the item selected.

His Stupid Fish always had with them a wig that they sometimes play with. It might have been an original idea, to my dad, but not to the Fish, who felt that the idea was sublime. Who would have imagined, a wig is the thing to choose.

His Stupid Fish wanted a mug that they would occasionally eat. This seems to be an original thought, to me and my children, but not to the Fish, who had decided that the idea was wonderous. Who would have thought, a mug of all things.

His Stupid Fish desperately wanted a magic 8 ball that they would sometimes insert somewhere. It was considered to be a fairly new action, to me and my parents, but not to the Fish, who thought that this idea is magnificent. Remarkably, a magic 8 ball was the thing that was selected.