Their Bum Loving Knight

Their Bum Loving Knight desperately wanted a cheese grater to worship. This might appear to be a bizarre thought, to some, but not to the Knight, who thinks it was spectacular. Remarkably, a cheese grater would be the thing that was selected.

Their Bum Loving Knight desperately craved for a cup that they would occasionally play with. It is considered to be a somewhat surprising thought, to me, but not to the Knight, who had decided that the idea was awe-inspring. Bizarrely, a cup is the thing to select.

Their Bum Loving Knight owned a rubber johnny that they would occasionally break. One might say this is a surprising operation, to my dad, but not to the Knight, who thought it would be fun. Strangely, a rubber johnny is the item to choose.

Their Bum Loving Knight needed a can of coke that they liked to rub on his belly. This seems to be a fairly odd operation, to me and my husband, but not to the Knight, who had decided that this idea is out of this world. A can of coke being the item selected.

Their Bum Loving Knight wanted a stapler that they would put on his head. It should have been a bizarre suggestion, to my children, but not to the Knight, who assumed that this idea was awesome. Who would have imagined, a stapler was the item that was selected.

Their Bum Loving Knight desperately wanted a radiator that they would occasionally drop. One might consider this to be a fairly astonishing thing to do, to me, but not to the Knight, who feels that it was in fact, sublime. Remarkably, a radiator being the item opted for.