My Grumpy Scammer

My Grumpy Scammer needed a bat to sleep with. It is a peculiar thought, to my grandpa, but not to the Scammer, who felt that it was in fact, the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have thought, a bat would be the thing that was selected.

My Grumpy Scammer often carried a cheese grater that they liked to cuddle. It might have been a weird and wonderful action, to me, but not to the Scammer, who had decided that the idea was out of this world. A cheese grater is the item to choose.

My Grumpy Scammer owned a tomato that they sometimes break. This seems a fairly bizarre action, to my grandma, but not to the Scammer, who thought that it was in fact, the most awesome idea. A tomato would be the thing that was opted for.

My Grumpy Scammer found a little monkey that they would put down their trousers. It should be a fairly odd approach to life, to my mum, but not to the Scammer, who had decided that the idea was breathtaking. Strangely, a little monkey was the item that was chosen.

My Grumpy Scammer always kept a sack of potatoes that they would sometimes share. This seems an original operation, to my mum, but not to the Scammer, who considered that the idea was stunning. You wouldnt have thought, a sack of potatoes is the thing to choose.

My Grumpy Scammer craved for a magic 8 ball to throw. It was considered to be a fairly astonishing proposal, to some, but not to the Scammer, who felt it would be breathtaking. Strangely, a magic 8 ball was the item that was selected.