Ugly Santa

Ugly Santa desperately searched for a melon that they would sit and look at. This could be considered a fairly new idea, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Santa, who felt that the idea was awe-inspring. Remarkably, a melon was the item that was chosen.

Ugly Santa craved for a sword that they would often worship. It might be a fairly funny approach to life, to me and my wife, but not to the Santa, who thought that the idea was fun. Who would have imagined, a sword would be the thing that was chosen.

Ugly Santa owned a pint of beer that they liked to share. This might appear to be an astonishing idea, to my children, but not to the Santa, who assumed that it was in fact, sublime. You wouldnt have imagined, a pint of beer having that done to it

Ugly Santa needed a mug that they would try to balance on their head. This seems a fairly original action, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Santa, who had decided that it was in fact, simply life. You wouldnt have imagined, a mug was the item that was chosen.

Ugly Santa desperately wanted a rubber chicken to annihilate It is considered to be a fairly odd thought, to me and my wife, but not to the Santa, who feels that this idea is wonderous. You wouldnt have imagined, a rubber chicken is the item to choose.

Ugly Santa always kept a teapot that they would occasionally try to nail to the wall. It should be a fairly weird and wonderful exercise, to my grandma, but not to the Santa, who considered it was entertaining. Honestly, a teapot being the thing opted for.