My Careful Woodpecker

My Careful Woodpecker wanted a pint of cider that they would occasionally try to nail to the wall. One might consider this to be an exciting action, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Woodpecker, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was wonderous. Who would have thought, a pint of cider would be the item that was chosen.

My Careful Woodpecker searched for a teapot that they would occasionally eat. This might appear to be a fairly strange exercise, to me and my children, but not to the Woodpecker, who considered that this idea was simply life. You wouldnt have imagined, a teapot having that done to it

My Careful Woodpecker desperately searched for a sword that they would play with. It was considered to be a funny thing to do, to me and my husband, but not to the Woodpecker, who expected it would be awe-inspring. Who would have imagined, a sword is the thing to select.

My Careful Woodpecker wanted a bottle of coke to put down their trousers. It was considered to be a peculiar idea, to most, but not to the Woodpecker, who expected that the idea was awesome. Bizarrely, a bottle of coke was the thing that was opted for.

My Careful Woodpecker desired a piece of paper that they would sometimes throw. This seems to be a fairly unusual action, to my grandma, but not to the Woodpecker, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was the most awesome idea. A piece of paper would be the item that was chosen.

My Careful Woodpecker had a mug that they would demolish. It might have been a fairly extraordinary approach to life, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Woodpecker, who had decided it was awesome. Remarkably, a mug would be the thing that was opted for.