The Jolly Giraffe

The Jolly Giraffe always kept a lava lamp that they would occasionally hug. This seems an odd action, to you and me, but not to the Giraffe, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was exciting. Bizarrely, a lava lamp was the thing that was opted for.

The Jolly Giraffe desperately desired a radiator that they would often throw. It would be an astonishing action, to me, but not to the Giraffe, who thinks that the idea was wonderous. A radiator would be the thing that was chosen.

The Jolly Giraffe craved for a cheese grater that they would play with. This seems a strange exercise, to me and my wife, but not to the Giraffe, who expected that the idea was awe-inspring. Bizarrely, a cheese grater is the item that was chosen.

The Jolly Giraffe desired a cheese grater that they liked to annihilate It would have been an astonishing approach to life, to many, but not to the Giraffe, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was sublime. Who would have imagined, a cheese grater being the item selected.

The Jolly Giraffe desperately needed a magic 8 ball that they would sometimes throw. This seems to be a strange proposal, to me and my wife, but not to the Giraffe, who had decided that it was in fact, entertaining. Remarkably, a magic 8 ball is the item to choose.

The Jolly Giraffe owned a bag of poop that they would often experiment on. It was considered to be a fairly weird and wonderful action, to you and me, but not to the Giraffe, who considered that the idea was wonderous. Remarkably, a bag of poop being the item opted for.