The Depressed Knight

The Depressed Knight looked for a rubber johnny that they liked to put down their trousers. It would have been a fairly strange exercise, to me, but not to the Knight, who expected it would be wonderful. You wouldnt have imagined, a rubber johnny is the thing that was chosen.

The Depressed Knight desperately looked for a little monkey that they would often cuddle. It might have been a different idea, to you, but not to the Knight, who thinks that the idea was wonderful. Honestly, a little monkey would be the thing that was selected.

The Depressed Knight looked for a can of Dr Pepper that they would often watch for 10 minutes every morning. It might be a fairly curious suggestion, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Knight, who felt that this idea was awe-inspring. Remarkably, a can of Dr Pepper is the item that was chosen.

The Depressed Knight looked for a Harry Potter wand that they would sometimes throw. One might consider this to be an odd approach to life, to some, but not to the Knight, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was the most awesome idea. Remarkably, a Harry Potter wand was the chosen item.

The Depressed Knight carried a pint of cider that they liked to put on his head. It would be a fairly bizarre thought, to me and my parents, but not to the Knight, who feels that this idea was awe-inspring. Bizarrely, a pint of cider would be the thing that was selected.

The Depressed Knight always carried a crown that they liked to sit and look at. This could be considered a fairly new operation, to everybody you know, but not to the Knight, who had decided that the idea was breathtaking. Remarkably, a crown would be the thing that was opted for.