A Brainy Monster

A Brainy Monster desperately wanted a pint of beer that they liked to drop. It was a different action, to some, but not to the Monster, who felt that this idea was the most awesome idea. Who would have thought, a pint of beer would be the thing that was chosen.

A Brainy Monster always carried a sack of potatoes that they would smash. It should have been a fairly exciting suggestion, to my children, but not to the Monster, who assumed that it was in fact, out of this world. Who would have thought, a sack of potatoes was the item that was chosen.

A Brainy Monster found a CD player that they would sometimes smash. It might have been a weird and wonderful proposal, to most, but not to the Monster, who considered that the idea was amazing. Honestly, a CD player being the item selected.

A Brainy Monster wanted a sack of potatoes that they would occasionally watch for 10 minutes every morning. It would have been a fairly strange activity, to my children, but not to the Monster, who considered that this idea was wonderful. Bizarrely, a sack of potatoes was the item that was opted for.

A Brainy Monster desperately wanted a pencil sharpener that they sometimes demolish. It is considered to be a weird and wonderful operation, to my mum, but not to the Monster, who feels that this idea was fun. Who would have imagined, a pencil sharpener is the item to select.

A Brainy Monster owned a helmet that they would often throw. It is a fairly bizarre undertaking, to me and my children, but not to the Monster, who had decided that this idea was magnificent. Bizarrely, a helmet is the thing to choose.