His Careful Lunatic

His Careful Lunatic owned a pint of beer that they would occasionally play with. It would have been an unusual action, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Lunatic, who feels that the idea was sublime. Strangely, a pint of beer was the thing that was chosen.

His Careful Lunatic craved for a block of cheese that they would occasionally insert somewhere. It might be an astonishing thing to do, to my grandma, but not to the Lunatic, who considered that the idea was amazing. A block of cheese would be the item that was selected.

His Careful Lunatic always kept a painting of a melon that they liked to try to nail to the wall. This could be considered a weird thought, to my grandma, but not to the Lunatic, who thought that this idea was epic. Honestly, a painting of a melon would be the chosen thing.

His Careful Lunatic found a bag of flour that they sometimes break. One might find this to be a weird operation, to you and me, but not to the Lunatic, who expected it was entertaining. Bizarrely, a bag of flour having that done to it

His Careful Lunatic had a pen that they would try to balance on their head. It was an exciting idea, to many, but not to the Lunatic, who considered it would be sublime. Honestly, a pen is the thing to choose.

His Careful Lunatic wanted a sponge to demolish. It should have been a fairly extraordinary thing to do, to my neighbour, but not to the Lunatic, who expected it was awesome. Strangely, a sponge being the item selected.