A Funny Santa

A Funny Santa always carried a pint of cider that they would often put down their trousers. It would have been a fairly weird and wonderful undertaking, to my neighbour, but not to the Santa, who thinks that the idea was spectacular. A pint of cider having that done to it

A Funny Santa desired a rubber johnny to insert somewhere. It was considered to be a weird proposal, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Santa, who assumed that this idea is wonderful. You wouldnt have thought, a rubber johnny is the item to select.

A Funny Santa looked for a melon that they would occasionally put in the bath with him. It would be a fairly different activity, to many, but not to the Santa, who had decided it was epic. A melon is the thing to choose.

A Funny Santa desperately looked for a Harry Potter wand that they would often try to balance on their head. This is certainly a curious activity, to you, but not to the Santa, who expected that this idea is magnificent. Bizarrely, a Harry Potter wand was the item that was selected.

A Funny Santa desperately looked for a helmet that they would sometimes eat. One might say this is an odd idea, to my grandpa, but not to the Santa, who felt that the idea was exciting. A helmet would be the thing that was chosen.

A Funny Santa searched for a bag of flour that they would sometimes worship. It is considered to be a new approach to life, to some, but not to the Santa, who expected that this idea is out of this world. Honestly, a bag of flour is the item to opt for.