The Lonely Newt

The Lonely Newt often carried a painting of a melon that they would sometimes break. It should be a fairly astonishing undertaking, to you and me, but not to the Newt, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was awe-inspring. Strangely, a painting of a melon would be the item chosen.

The Lonely Newt desperately looked for a crown that they would sometimes embrace. It is a funny proposal, to you, but not to the Newt, who thinks that the idea was exciting. Who would have imagined, a crown was the thing that was selected.

The Lonely Newt always carried a rubber chicken that they sometimes play with. One might say this is an unusual thing to do, to my neighbour, but not to the Newt, who expected that the idea was fun. You wouldnt have imagined, a rubber chicken having that done to it

The Lonely Newt desperately wanted a lava lamp that they sometimes share. It might be a fairly weird thought, to my dad, but not to the Newt, who thought that this idea was magnificent. You wouldnt have thought, a lava lamp is the item to select.

The Lonely Newt found a toilet brush that they liked to rub on his belly. One might consider this to be a fairly original thought, to my dad, but not to the Newt, who considered that the idea was amazing. Bizarrely, a toilet brush would be the thing that was opted for.

The Lonely Newt always kept a cheese grater that they would often try to balance on their head. It was a fairly surprising suggestion, to my children, but not to the Newt, who assumed that this idea is fun. A cheese grater would be the thing that was selected.