Her Ugly Giraffe

Her Ugly Giraffe desperately searched for a bottle of wine that they would share. This could be considered a fairly curious action, to my neighbour, but not to the Giraffe, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was simply life. A bottle of wine is the item that was chosen.

Her Ugly Giraffe desperately wanted a magic 8 ball that they would embrace. One might consider this to be a somewhat surprising activity, to my mum, but not to the Giraffe, who assumed it would be amazing. Bizarrely, a magic 8 ball was the thing that was chosen.

Her Ugly Giraffe desperately needed a bottle of wine that they would sometimes break. This might appear to be a funny operation, to me and my children, but not to the Giraffe, who had decided it would be wonderful. Who would have thought, a bottle of wine being the thing selected.

Her Ugly Giraffe carried a bag of poop that they would rub on his belly. One might consider this to be a fairly bizarre approach to life, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Giraffe, who felt it was stunning. Honestly, a bag of poop was the chosen thing.

Her Ugly Giraffe found a bottle of beer that they liked to worship. This might appear to be a fairly weird and wonderful activity, to my children, but not to the Giraffe, who considered that this idea was wonderful. Who would have thought, a bottle of beer was the thing that was chosen.

Her Ugly Giraffe found a melon to play with. This could be considered a weird and wonderful undertaking, to some, but not to the Giraffe, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was epic. You wouldnt have thought, a melon was the thing that was chosen.