His Little King

His Little King desperately wanted a pint of cider that they would often try to balance on their head. It would have been an astonishing thought, to my mum, but not to the King, who had decided that the idea was out of this world. Strangely, a pint of cider being the item opted for.

His Little King always carried a magic 8 ball that they sometimes put on his head. It should have been a fairly surprising action, to some, but not to the King, who had decided it was wonderful. Bizarrely, a magic 8 ball was the thing that was opted for.

His Little King searched for a bat that they would occasionally smash. It might be an original thing to do, to me and my wife, but not to the King, who feels it was awesome. Who would have thought, a bat was the chosen item.

His Little King had a bottle of wine that they sometimes sleep with. It was considered to be a fairly odd proposal, to me and my parents, but not to the King, who considered that it was in fact, stunning. Remarkably, a bottle of wine was the thing that was chosen.

His Little King desperately wanted a rubber johnny that they liked to try to nail to the wall. One might say this is a fairly exciting idea, to my grandma, but not to the King, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is magnificent. Strangely, a rubber johnny would be the chosen thing.

His Little King always had with them a spade that they would occasionally sit and look at. It should be a fairly extraordinary approach to life, to me and my children, but not to the King, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, breathtaking. Strangely, a spade was the chosen item.