The Colourful Chimp

The Colourful Chimp desperately looked for a tomato to try to nail to the wall. This is certainly a weird undertaking, to me and my children, but not to the Chimp, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was breathtaking. You wouldnt have thought, a tomato would be the chosen thing.

The Colourful Chimp always had with them a sword that they would sometimes cuddle. It was a fairly exciting exercise, to many, but not to the Chimp, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, the most awesome idea. A sword of all things.

The Colourful Chimp wanted a set of lego that they would sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. One might consider this to be a different operation, to me and my children, but not to the Chimp, who assumed that it was in fact, wonderous. Who would have thought, a set of lego being the item opted for.

The Colourful Chimp had a pint of beer to put down their trousers. This seems a curious activity, to my children, but not to the Chimp, who considered that it was in fact, stunning. Strangely, a pint of beer being the thing opted for.

The Colourful Chimp often carried a hat that they would sometimes sit and look at. This seems a fairly astonishing activity, to my children, but not to the Chimp, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was the most awesome idea. Remarkably, a hat is the thing to select.

The Colourful Chimp looked for a bat that they would annihilate It might have been an exciting action, to me, but not to the Chimp, who considered that it was in fact, exciting. Strangely, a bat was the chosen item.