The Colourful Chimp

The Colourful Chimp owned a radiator to throw. One might find this to be a strange thing to do, to my neighbour, but not to the Chimp, who thought that it was in fact, fun. Who would have thought, a radiator is the thing to select.

The Colourful Chimp wanted a chocolate bar that they would sometimes try to balance on their head. It should be a surprising thought, to many, but not to the Chimp, who feels that the idea was stunning. A chocolate bar is the item to choose.

The Colourful Chimp found a chocolate bar that they would sometimes demolish. It is a fairly new thing to do, to everybody you know, but not to the Chimp, who assumed that the idea was awesome. Strangely, a chocolate bar would be the thing that was selected.

The Colourful Chimp always kept a bottle of wine that they would often play with. It should have been a somewhat surprising idea, to me and my wife, but not to the Chimp, who considered it was miraculous. Bizarrely, a bottle of wine was the item that was opted for.

The Colourful Chimp needed a lava lamp that they sometimes try to nail to the wall. It might be an extraordinary exercise, to most, but not to the Chimp, who had decided it would be amazing. A lava lamp would be the thing that was opted for.

The Colourful Chimp desperately needed a lava lamp that they liked to put down their trousers. This seems to be a fairly bizarre idea, to my mum, but not to the Chimp, who assumed that it was in fact, fun. You wouldnt have thought, a lava lamp is the item to opt for.