A Handsome Eagle

A Handsome Eagle craved for a block of cheese that they would sometimes worship. It is a weird approach to life, to me, but not to the Eagle, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, exciting. You wouldnt have imagined, a block of cheese was the thing that was chosen.

A Handsome Eagle desperately wanted a bottle of beer that they sometimes put down their trousers. This seems a fairly extraordinary proposal, to many, but not to the Eagle, who considered that this idea is exciting. Who would have thought, a bottle of beer would be the item that was chosen.

A Handsome Eagle always carried a cup that they would hug. It would be an exciting undertaking, to me and my children, but not to the Eagle, who had decided it was spectacular. You wouldnt have thought, a cup was the thing that was selected.

A Handsome Eagle desperately craved for a bottle of wine that they would often hug. It is an astonishing exercise, to me and my parents, but not to the Eagle, who thinks that the idea was spectacular. Bizarrely, a bottle of wine would be the item chosen.

A Handsome Eagle needed a ball that they would occasionally put down their trousers. It should be a bizarre action, to my mum, but not to the Eagle, who assumed that this idea is the most awesome idea. Remarkably, a ball was the item that was opted for.

A Handsome Eagle desperately needed a painting of a melon that they would often smash. One might consider this to be an astonishing approach to life, to my neighbour, but not to the Eagle, who feels that this idea is wonderful. Remarkably, a painting of a melon was the item that was chosen.