His Funny Lunatic

His Funny Lunatic desperately wanted a sack of potatoes to sit and look at. It would be an astonishing activity, to me and my children, but not to the Lunatic, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was stunning. Who would have imagined, a sack of potatoes was the chosen thing.

His Funny Lunatic desired a toilet brush that they liked to sleep with. This could be considered a fairly extraordinary undertaking, to my mum, but not to the Lunatic, who feels that it was in fact, miraculous. Bizarrely, a toilet brush would be the thing that was chosen.

His Funny Lunatic craved for a computer that they would often play with. It would have been a somewhat surprising undertaking, to me and my wife, but not to the Lunatic, who feels that the idea was spectacular. Strangely, a computer would be the thing that was selected.

His Funny Lunatic desired a pint of cider that they would occasionally smash. One might find this to be a peculiar idea, to you and me, but not to the Lunatic, who expected it would be wonderful. Remarkably, a pint of cider is the item that was chosen.

His Funny Lunatic desperately desired a pint of cider that they would often watch for 10 minutes every morning. This seems to be a fairly strange thing to do, to everybody you know, but not to the Lunatic, who thinks that the idea was sublime. You wouldnt have thought, a pint of cider being the chosen thing.

His Funny Lunatic desperately needed a stretchman to annihilate It is considered to be a peculiar thing to do, to my dad, but not to the Lunatic, who considered that this idea was miraculous. You wouldnt have thought, a stretchman is the thing that was chosen.